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Bureau of Household Prosperity

SCAM Financial

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Schedule SCAM-3 · Side by side, for your convenience

Projected yield

On the left, the paper institutions park overnight. On the right, the note we built for people who have already parked and would like a parade.

T-bill (SGOV)SCAM note
Stated yieldabout 3.5%4,127%
What you own0–3 month billsthe rest of the story
Durationa tenth of a yeara chapter of your life
Excitementdiscouragedencouraged
Backed bythe usual peoplethis website
If it goes downit generally doesn’tbuy the dip, we insist

Left column, more or less: iShares SGOV. The tracker on-chain: Robinhood Chain. Right column: Bureau research, updated whenever it looks better.

A T-bill does not make you interesting at dinner. A T-bill quoted against a 4,127 percent household note might. That is the whole argument, and we have printed it in a table so it feels like finance.

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